> >>> >> This may be the most profound analysis of the proposed health care reform > >> legislation I have seen:> >>> >>> >> AMA on Stimulus Package> >>> >> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new > >> economic stimulus package.> >>> >> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to > >> make any rash moves.> >>> >> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the > >> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.> >>> >> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. > >> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.> >>> >> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, > >> 'Oh, grow up!'> >>> >> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the > >> Radiologists could see right through it.> >>> >> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.> >>> >> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic > >> Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."> >>> >> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were > >> pissed off at the whole idea.> >>> >> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the > >> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.> >>> >> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to > >> the assholes in Washington .
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