Swine Flu...

This is the best way to spread the swine flu.

Twittering Is So Much Fun...

Thanks to one of my good friends I have discovered the world of Twittering. It's a great way to make new friends and network. It's kind of like mini blogging in real time. If anyone thinks they might want to give it a try the website is www.twitter.com you can sign up and create your own account for free. Have fun.

Baby Isla Just Turned 10 Weeks Old!

I can't believe how fast time flies. Our little Isla is over two months old now. She is turning into such a big girl. She really looks like a little baby doll. I have a few new photos I think you might enjoy.

Internet Blues...

We don't realize how dependant we have become on the Internet untill something goes wrong and we don't have it. Today our network at work was not functioning very well and all day long the Internet was going in and out on all the computers. It would be on one minute and then gone the next. I was dead in the water because I communicate with all my clients through e-mail and found that without the Internet and my precious e-mail I almost found it imposable to function.

It's really sad, what happened to just writing a letter? Or picking up the phone and giving someone a friendly hello. I'm not saying that I am going to give up my Internet ways or habits but today was a real wake up call to remind me that we still need human interaction.

I'm Sideways But Funny...

To everyone who knows I like to ham it up here is funny little video of me clowning around in the office enjoy.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgKIiC9DnQw

Comments of the Day

I just wanted to speak a little on those nasty little virus worms that are trying to infect our computers. I had a little surprise when I booted up my computer at work this morning. I had a very official looking program box download snap up on my desktop saying that they were an official protection program from Microsoft to check to see if you have a licensed copy of Windows XP installed on your computer and if you didn't it would tell you how to fix it to continue to receiving support from Microsoft.

Needless to say, it just like everything else seems to be one of those virus worms like spyware, malware etc. If anything shows up on your screen don't download it, I emphasize this! Once you get this thing in your registry it's almost impossible to get rid of it.

Our little friend the conficker worm is still very much alive and well he just needed a week to reset himself. So don't let your guard down and again I remind you to update and keep updated virus protection on your computer.

If anyone was accidently traped into downloading a fake Spyware Guard 2008 or 2009 I found a website that might be able to help you remove it.

I accidentally downloaded it by mistake on my work computer and it really caused a mess and slowed down my hard drive. It tricked me into thinking that it was a legitamite anti spyware/malware program. The link to help you remove it is http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/ .

I hope some of these little messages will help you before you get into trouble like I did.

A Proud Day In A Mothers Life....

Today I watched one of my sons achieve a goal he has worked long and hard for. He graduated from the police academy after more than six months of hard training. I am very very proud needless to say.

Dan the Man keep up the good work I'm very proud of you!!!

Love,

Mom

Fun In The Work Place...

Just a friendly hello from our small office in San Diego. We're proof that work can be fun. Happy Tuesday.

I NEED A HAIRCUT!!!

We Need Haircuts To...

Happiness Is....

Happiness is a lazy Sunday afternoon. How many of you are so worn out from your busy work week that you do nothing all weekend? I am truly one who does nothing but sleep and watch my favorite TV programs all weekend. Or I take time to have a nice phone chat with someone I haven't heard from in awhile.

Don't feel guilty if you are one like me. All the little honey do's and the projects will still be around when you are ready to tackle them. It's more important to take time and just relax! That is something that is not a luxury to me during the work week.

I hope that all of you are enjoying the weekend as much as I am. The week week is less than 24 hours away!

A WOMANS WEEK AT THE GYM

This was sent to me via e-mail I thought I would share it with you all.

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal traing at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead. and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiam to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY:

Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going be a FANTASTIC week!!

TUESDAY:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a Ford Festiva in the club parking lot.

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other shit too.

THURSDAY:

Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine - which I sank.

FRIDAY:

I hate that bitch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pin, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.

Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director.

SATURDAY:

Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY:

I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

Protection from the Conficker computer worm...

The Conficker worm is a computer worm that will infect your computer and spread itself to the other computers in a network automatically, without you knowing it.

Are you at risk of having the Confkicker worm?

Most of the antivirus software can detect and block the Conficker worm, if you have an updated antivirus software on your computer, your at a much lower risk of being infected by the Conficker worm.

Please be sure to install and update your antivirus protection!!!